Tories think we’re lazy, also try to suck up to Boris, their future leader
Now, I’ve been through the manuals and the handbooks that you get when you want to become a politician and I’ve highlighted a few phrases as I’ve gone along. You know, the key ones that I thought might...
View ArticleBoris Johnson sees no fire, shuts fire stations – let’s see which ones, shall...
Well it’s a sad day for cavemen, who invented this thing called fire, and apparently fire has died out. It’s just not fashionable any more. The kids aren’t using fire, and only old people are using it...
View ArticleBoris Johnson chooses today to bury news of tube & bus fare rises
I went into that London last month. I try as hard as I can to avoid going into that London, seeing as I always seem to come out the other end feeling as I have been financially bum-raped. Want to take...
View ArticleBoris and Evgeny go on holiday together, have lots of laughs, ruffle each...
I went on holiday earlier this year. It was quite nice. You know, some time with the family, a bit of sunshine (yes, it was abroad), and I only checked my work e-mail once during that week off. It’s...
View ArticleBoris claims mansion tax will stop him from doing his DIY
Ahhh you remember those hazy summer days we spent at B&Q looking for paint and plaster and stuff? How we ran, hand in hand through the aisles despite the wagging fingers of the old people who work...
View ArticleSave our bankers bonuses, say bankers’ friends
You can tell a lot about people from what they’d save if their house was burning down. For example, I have a good friend who swears blind that if his house were burning down, the first thing he’d save...
View ArticleMP lives on £18 a week food bill, and we love her for it
It’s not often we find an MP we like. More often than not, we’re found frothing at the mouth about some tosspot who’s calling for poor people to be shot, or for millionaires (sorry, wealth creators) to...
View ArticleFuture Prime Ministers get their Eton Rifles out in exam questions
Those with a long memory probably remember the furore back in 1992 when my own local school in Blackpool set an exam question which all the left wing media moaned about, like, loads. Anyway, the...
View ArticleBoris Johnson’s sexist comments are just a bit of fun – well that’s okay then!
Once again, everyone’s up in arms about sexist comments and this time it’s comedian and Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, who’s getting the flack. Poor old Boris, he was never going to be a sensible...
View ArticleMichael Gove’s OFSTED puts schools in special measures – lets them get that...
Oh dear. It seems Michael Gove and Theresa May have been a bit slack in preventing Muslim extremists taking over Birmingham schools and it’s sparked an argument between them. How I cried out loud when...
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